Tackiest Dcor For Your Car
July 30th, 2011 |Grab the glitter ball and the fluffy dice, time to kit out your car in the tackiest dcor imaginable. Nothing is tackier than fluffy dice though now they’re a retro item, it’s likely they’re considered pretty cool.
A glitter ball hanging from your interior mirror comes next in the term of tackiness, simply a fraction behind the fluffy dice. Plus trying not to get distracted by them has been responsible for many an accident. Add a pine magic tree for maximum overall effect.
Pink, Pink, Pink that’s right, if you’ve got the confidence, spray paint your car pink, but if you haven’t, then accessorise it in pink. Even the chaps are doing it now getting in touch with their feminine side. Next on the list of tacky colours is ‘ASBO yellow’, very popular on some UK housing estates.
Vehicle seat covers can make an auto look really tacky. We’re thinking Winnie the Pooh or maybe worse seat covers with the names of you and your beloved embroidered in flower shaped letters.
Steering wheel covers look tacky full stop. However if you’ve got to have one it’s got to be pink or leopard skin print or if you can find it, leather with gold embossed letters spelling out ‘Hotrod’. Anything else would not only be tackier still it would also look like you are driving your Grandfather’s vehicle.
Sharon and Craig stickers are great if tacky is what you are looking for. Any combination of names looks tacky and it does not matter which country in the world you live in this is always the case. However, if you want to be ironic go for the Sharon and Craig combination even if your names are Alexander and Monica.
Remember tacky isn’t cool, well okay, it might be, that’s where irony comes into it but in order to be ironic you’ve got to really mean it. So go overboard. Kit your car out in all of the above and then add flames on the car doors. Actually cool and ironic might not be the words we’re looking for here….. slightly mental might be more appropriate!
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